Cake

"Cake" is the title of Wally Frank's last audio log.

Transcript

So turns out it's my lucky day! I got to cleaning some of the offices around 2 AM last night. And what do ya think I find on one of the chairs?

A big freaking chocolate cake. Just sitting there! Practically yelling my name! You know? I work hard!

I earn my pay. Every darn dollar. But you know what this company's missing? Little, benefiting perks.

And this here cake? It's a perk! Hopefully no one finds out what I done. Cause if they did, I can tell ya what would happen.

I'm outta here."

Location

"If you expect me to take care of your work while you take FIVE, you're crazy!" - Your annoyed co-worker
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